I also never understood the Cobra Unit pairings...but this...it makes me want to see more just for the adorable crack. D:
These two would make an awesome boss battle. Can you imagine flaming bees coming at you in the game? That's fucking hardcore, man.

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Yeah idk whether I missed something or what, but lmao the synapses for cobra pairings don't connect in my head.
Though I will admit, now that I've planned out their hideous relationship, I've grown quite fond of the pure ridiculousness of it. I cry.

And their boss battle would be freaking epic. Jesus, flaming bees-flaming BULLET BEES, they could burn you from the inside out. No amount of ointment or bug juice would be able to save you

and, haha, I'm glad you like it! Maybe 'like' isn't the best term, but either way I'm glad it amuses you

I feel like I missed something too! The only time we even saw them all together was a photograph..and I'm not even sure I saw that (it's been a while since I played the game). Seeing lovey-dovey fanart of the other Cobras together makes me somewhat sad for The End... fangirls don't want his wrinkly liver spot lovings.

I think we should pitch this idea to Kojima. Maybe he'll make a game staring the Cobra Unit. Haha. That would be too amazingly manly for everyone to handle.

But I do like it! The adorable frolicking, the awesome sun...I have a strange love of legs and your picture delivers. Hehe~

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Lmao the only photograph I remember is with Raikov and Volgin. And that there was some serious man crotch grab lovin. Oh God now the image of the Pain crotch grabbing the Fury. Thank goodness for the suit, srsly, because a bullet bee in his bits would not be pleasant.
And I don't know man, those liver spots give him....character. As do his horrific bulging eyes. He reminds me of some kind of demon santa that...idk shoots you instead of giving you presents.

What scares me is that Kojima might actually do it. And then we'll find out that The End is actually Johnny's grandpa, The Fear is Vamp's uncle, and The Pain and The Fury got together to produce, I don't even know, Mei Ling. My logic, it is flawless. And that would be one manly ass game.

Ahahahhaha, the legs are what I keep staring at going jesus wtf did i even do?! They are so slender, such flexible foxy lady legs, who can resist!

I guess I really need to play the game again to make these fond memories clearer. I especially want to see the seen where Volgin is playing his own version of kick the can. And I can't forget the torture scene where Big Boss urinates all over his pantaloons and Volgin is like "yes, let it go" or "mmm yes, relieve yourself" I kind of forgot, but he certainly enjoyed himself.
I'm rambling a lot...

Oh shit, I had suppressed that haunting memory of his bulging eyes...Thanks a lot for reminding me haha. It's a close second to a scene where someone gets killed in MGS4. I won't say anything about it, since I don't know if you've played yet.

"The End is actually Johnny's grandpa" hahaha! now I can't stop thinking of The End shitting himself when you kill him!

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Oh my god, Volgin's kick the can=not fun for anyone except him. I don't think he even asked Granin anything, he just mashed him into a can and beat the crap out of him. good exercise, I suppose.
Oh loss of bladder control, how do we love you let us count the ways!
And don't worry about the rambling. I do it a lot too. As you can probably tell. And it generally leads to horrifically absurd conclusions.

Ew bulging eyes and they like, retract at will and that sound they make is ksdfmsdf. AND AGH WHY ARE PS3s SO EXPENSIVE, I HAVE YET TO PLAY IT i cry. And I am failing at resisting watching all of the cutscenes, though I have yet to give in

And you know what, I bet the End totally is

I-I think it's fun! If I could hang out with any MGS character, I feel like he and I would be best friends forever. I can just picture it now...exchanging crotch grabs, playing Big Boss pinata, raping Eva IMEANWHAT?!

Jesus, we're taking over the page with our absurd comments. Anyone else who looks at this picture is going to explode from either my horrible typos and nonexistent punctuation abilities OR the sheer amount of awesomeness.

HUUUGGGHHHHH! Stop reminding me of this!
I got a cheaper PS3 off eBay because some douchetard scratched the crap out of it. Maybe there will be a price drop in springtime.
Don't watch cutscenes! You'll lose the "what the hell" feelings...especially the ending. Though I didn't cry like a huge wiener like the end of 3.

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Ahahaha Uncle Volgin who are we going to kick in a can/play pinata with/rape today? Well dearest....

yay for absudity! And they would probably explode from the sheer awesome. They might implode from our lack of attention to grammar and punctuation and other important things, in which case they would just explode then implode, resulting in them being normal.
that explanation was to long lmao

RETRACT EXPAND RETRACT jeepers creepers where did he get those peepers..
And ooh that might be a good idea. I don't care if it's scratched, I just want it to work. I hope the price does drop though.
Errghh resisting, because watching the cutscenes before playing it would not be nearly as awesome. Or contain as much wtfery. and agh yes 3, *sobs in corner*
so much wienery for that.

Volgin should have a series of books for children or something.

That explanation was so fantastic, that when I tried to read it, it restarted my computer.

MORE IDEAS! Someone needs to cosplay as The End and wear those glasses with the googly eyes that pop out.

I hope you get to play it soon, so I can see more sassy arts and shoops from you. D:

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